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Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
i out mim tonsoeep
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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