Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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