I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
