I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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