ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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