how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
should my penis look like a turkey
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
