She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Someone shattered a urinal.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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