not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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