so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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