It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.