let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?