just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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