love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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