so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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