The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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