She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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