JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
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He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks