His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I will pee on everything he values.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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