considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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