STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. π
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club π
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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