Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I love you. Go after that dick
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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