return my video game
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
birth control should be required to get into college
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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