Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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