he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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