So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You ruined the universe
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
