i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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