your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I am naked and annoyed.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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