omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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