Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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