forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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