your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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