So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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