I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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