she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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