how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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