i wish there were pregnant emoticons
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?