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  i wish there were pregnant emoticons

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  he is a creepy guy.

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  yea thats what heroine does to ppl.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"

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  "bouncy castle"

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  & I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?

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