Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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