i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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