I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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