at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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