It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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