just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
dude. I can hear the air.
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