you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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