IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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