Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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