To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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