Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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