Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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