tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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