Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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