I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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