we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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