shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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