Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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