actually, I'm a sock model
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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